3-15-2020
Ever since Arkansas won the last Border Wars conflict, they have been a little more forthcoming with Missouri jokes. Here is the most recent. It was sent to us by an Arkansas shooter with the note, “This guy must be from Missouri!!” It is a video and some of you may get a kick out of it.
2-15-2020
A Missouri Joke
A Arkansas shooter sent this in and asked we use it. Not sure why he thinks it is funny but here it is:
A Missouri shooter was recently pulled over by an Arkansas State Policeman.
The Policeman asked. “Got any ID?????”
The Missouri shooter answered. “Bout What?????”
1-23-2020
And here is what could be the best Arkansas joke ever!!!!!
Three Arkansas Cowboys (Ozark Outlaw, Out Rider and Roy Sackett) were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first Cowboy prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second Cowboy prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two Cowboys, the third Cowboy prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross river."
Poof! He was turned into a Missourian. He looked around, hiked fifty yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
(You will have to guess who the lucky Cowboy was.)